chug chug chug

I continued to feel bad about Simply Juice being owned by Coca Cola while I guzzled away gallon after gallon of Simply Apple all autumn long. I got a bit burned out on the OJ, though, and then found Noble's tangerine clementine juice, which I actually like a little more and, at least as of now, have no reason to feel completely skeezy about drinking. But my God, the pinky delight of Simply Lemonade With Raspberry called to me across the produce aisles at Publix today and I was a goner. Totally done for. This time I even managed to check the label and it's totally hi-fuck-you corn syrup free. Double win. I've consumed about half of the bottle this afternoon. It's just asking, pleading, tugging-on-my-pants-leg-and-crying-about-me-being-the-worst-ever-and-never-giving-it-anything-it wants begging for gin, so I guess I'm gonna have to comply. It's gonna be a rough summer.